I'm going to pitch an incredibly stupid idea to you.
If it's at all possible, I'd love for you to try this... but playing 'Mario Kart' using buggies is insanely fun.
It’s an unofficial custom mini-game you can pull off when you're completely dominating on the Clearwater Conquest map and there are only a handful of enemies left.
Here's how it works: your team hops into buggies at the HQ and races a lap around the map. You treat points D and E as your turning posts.
If anyone gets taken out by an enemy tank or chopper, they have to restart from the HQ. You just compete to see how many laps you can complete within the time limit.
It’s an absolute blast. You seriously have to try it.
If you turn on friendly fire (so everyone has hitboxes, including teammates), the real-life Mario Kart experience is complete.
You can drop C4 or landmines to blast the guys trailing behind you, or use handguns and RPGs to take out whoever is in first place.
This is a proposal from a madman. Have a good laugh at it, but please consider giving it a shot!